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mula2 fikir nak update sikit about whats happening for these past 3 weeks, tapi malas pula. sekarang tgh sibuk main pickupline ramadhan #sensorang hahaha.

partially supposed to make me feel better and good, sambil membuang stress yg bersarang di pangkat tengkuk saban hari melayan karenah email dan complain yg perlu di selesaikan segera. work is tough, its a bit crazy for previous 2 months but things are under control.

so here goes, beberapa pickup ramadhan dari saya. maybe ada yg dah guna the same idea, but the variation is there. haha.

"azan masuk waktu berbuka tak boleh tunggu, you, i boleh tunggu sampai bila-bila. takde hal"

"Hukum berbuka puasa dgn benda manis adalah sunnah, tapi kalau berbuka dgn you, dah jadi wajib!

"You, baju you warna apa this year?

"I warnabe with you ???"

"bae, kalau sahur takde u, jadilah tak sah r"

"you nak murtabak apa?"

"i nak murta...bak number telefon you boleh tak?"

-me, tryna hit some murtabak girls at bazar, everytime

"girl : you, nak buka apa harini?
boy : apa kata harini you buka pintu hati you?"

"miss sahur tu i tak pernah, tapi kalau miss you tu, eh boleh kata selalulah."

haha, some r lame, some r kinda #cheeseballs, please feel free to use these lines. happy def!



p/s : dari bruh, kepada bruh.

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