pempuan melayu "moslemah" UMNO

"kalau kelantan kembali kepada UMNO, undi UMNO, percayalah. kelantan akan bebas dari belenggu HIV"

begitulah ungkapan dari seorang puteri UMNO sebentar tadi di TV3 yang saya 100% yakin berketurunan dan menetap di negeri pantai timur tersebut.

sejujurnya, aku takde masalah dengan UMNO. tapi aku ada masalah dengan orang2 dalam UMNO. kepala bapak dia. kau buat UMNO mcm agama? TUHAN? kau applied konsep KETUHANAN MELAYU dalam organisasi PERKAUMAN UMNO pulak? fuwah hebat. sangat hebat

pempuan, moslem, melayu. gila lah. undi UMNO ibarat konfirm ke syurga, sudah di tentukan hisabnya di muka bumi, bebas dari sebarang penyakit, bebas dari sebarang penindasan.

and tell u what, UMNO will save us from 21 December 2012 like the Mayan's predicted. whoever work in the gov sector, ur salvation will be heard, u will not be judge, u all will venture in the UMNO's ark and survive this.

i was like, ok i am wrong for being an agent for the freemason. yahweh and judas also didnt promise me with this kind of reward.

and tmr, i will go and join UMNO.

UMNO TERUS MARA UNTUK RAKYAT MALAYSIA!



now, enjoice!

everybody lies.

"unless u starting to grow wings, and having wicked horns and start to fly and bend spoon just using ur brain power, it might gave me the 2nd thought just to reconsider on obeying and listen to ur advise. and thus, keep my life in check. and i have no intention dying :p since u all become gods and devils alike"

- yum, 12.05 pm. 29/11/2011, pinggiran subang.

or bagi yg kurang faham dan bijak bahasa inggerisnya, translasi secara kasarnya adalah berbunyi begini.

"sebenarnya ini adalah ironik. anda seorang manusia, yang anda hakimi itu adalah sorang manusia juga, anda berkata2 untuk tidak menjadi seorang pembenci, tapi dalam masa yang sama anda bukan sahaja tidak bersetuju, malah mengunakan ketidak-setujuan anda itu sebagai perisai untuk anda membenci, anda katakan tidak pada mereka yang membenci, tapi anda juga sebenarnya seorang pembenci tanpa anda sedari, selagi anda seorang manusia, selagi itu anda bukan dan tidakkan berada di tahap di mana anda berhak menasihati saya walaubagaimana sekali pun"

LULZ panjang gila. biasalah. org bodoh mana faham bahasa artistik sarcasm yg aku selalu gunakan. selalunya akan berakhir dengan "yum kalau nak cakap tu ada batas2nya. bukan main cakap je, ingat org lain jugak"

and aku akan reply dengan

"ubat sakit bontot mahupun krim bontot tidak di jual kat sini"

treat stupidity with sarcasm. this is my policy.

schools just make them even stupid time by time.

hiatus for 2 weeks

i took a week or two rest from this social networking site since i've moved in to my new house sumwhere in kinrara. it takes 2-3 weeks to complete the move. astro, unifi, shits and stuffs. and im kinda busy these days. oh yeah and i went to kedah on saturday. spend 2 days there. went for abam long farid wedding. hihi. its my 1st time tido di tgh2 bendang sawah padi.


omg i tell u the air is very refreshing. sangat sangat sangat sangat. x4 sangat. sejuk dia ya tuhan. lain mcm. kat rumah aku pun tak mcm ni. eventho hijau jugak tapi the atmosphere is very different. 

here goes some pics.

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and i realize there was no picture in my hard disk. LMAO. ok will upload it tonight. lucky u the unifi guy is comming today. and astro tmr.

sigh.

ahahaha.

#WW 14 - edisi hidung berdarah non stop


#ww 13 dual pic special edition



stop it

i think i hurt alot of souls. with these bare hands. and my keyboard. i am too much sarcastic. i am too rude. i am too vulgar. im taking today as my stop. and i'll try to contain myself from saying things people dont want to see. even if its true.

im sorry.

#kem 3

dah 3 minggu lewat nak tulis pasal #kem3 ni. held on 28-30 oktober kat kem lubok manggis.

malas nak tulis panjang2 actually. tapi games2 semua best. pengisian banyak. mengeratkan hubungan antara alumni, juniors, masih study.

i gain a lot. eventho dah tak study pun. things u wont get working. things u wont get reading books. pure experience im talking about here. ingat senang ke nak rasa perasaan nak jadi kanak2 balik? u wont get it anywhere. u'll get it in WAWASAN UNITEN ONLY!


well. enjoy the pics.

 jilaka shah, ashi, nad

 haa tgk la sapa yg masak? sbb tu menang. jamie "yum" oliver

 ahahah YB sydney turun padang kot

 the girls

 the people

 the girls lagi

 my team. kumpulan 1.

 si batu api

ashi dan batu api

yum says part 2 - bangga hapa jadi melayu?

hi. i dont care. im gonna blog here. im working now currently. at bandar baru bangi. attending event on hari keusahawanan. got this one pakcik. at 1st he's bashing TM for having a lousy service, thats okay. and then he talks about being a malay and stuffs. and i was kinda pissed off hearing his statement. pure bullshits.

to tell u the truth. the only thing yg aku bangga dengan org melayu ni hanyalah sejarah lampau dia. zaman menentang penjajah. sekarang? i dont. u see, this pakcik is telling me about MELAYU tolong MELAYU. and all of those isi minyak kat petronas, guna celcom. beli dari org melayu. tolong itu ini and i was like.....BLERGHHH kepala butoh apa.

u see, aku malas nak argue banyak. sometimes org tua aku pon sama. penah dengar dialog mcm ni tak?

" jangan beli kat kedai kim seng tu, mahal, barang2 dia pun ntah mana dia dapat, halal haramnya mana. pegi jelah kedai sanusi tu, murah, hutang pon boleh hutang, aku pon bukan banyak duit"

u see? term melayu tolong melayu? sbb dia cina kau blame dia dapat stock dari rezeki haram? sebab dia cina dia jual mahal makan riba? melayu tak makan riba? dengan melayu boleh utang?

hello, tell me what are malays did to this world sampai kau nak bangga ? kertas tu pon bangsa yang kau paling benci cipta. apasal? tak boleh terima? konon taknak shopping kat carefour, the store, parkson, makan kfc or mcd, or dominos, tapi baju kau masih jenama zara, manggo, polo, shits and sorts. bukan ada label GEDUNG PAKAIAN MEK ZAINAB. mulut kau masih hembus asap rokok dunhill, malboro, jari jemari kau masih menekan keyboard cap microsoft, tangan kau masih scroll IPORK, mata kau masih tengok BREE OLSEN.

lain la kalau mulut kau menghembus asap SAAT, tangan kau menaip keyboard cap JAMSARI, tangan kau scroll iLuncur. dan mata kau menonton porno zarina annjoulie. baru kau layak berkata2 sebegini dengan aku

kau sedar tak? yahudi senangkan hidupkan dunia akhirat. apa sangat yg kau banggakan jadi melayu? ha sial? babi buat aku panas. fuck la. fuck melayu. kepala buto la melayu. apasal? beranak bangsa melayu kau straight masuk syurga? bangsa di angkat tuhan? kau nak beat yahudi? apa bagus sangat? aku tak faham mentaliti kau. serius. jgn suka2 hati sekolahkan aku. jgn ingat kerana kau melayu kau boleh tuduh org lain kapir suka2 hati kau. islam tak penah ajar sesuatu kaum tuk jadi extremist.

dan ISLAM TAK TURUN ATAS BANGSA MELAYU ITU SENDIRI. TU BANI ISRAEL TU DAPAT ISLAM LAGI AWAL DARI KAU.


persetankan bangsa aku, aku tak pernah bangga dengan bangsa aku sendiri. sudah la. jgn nak obses sangat. memalukan.

yum says episode 1 - Seksualiti Merdeka

so here i am. talking about this week hot issue, seksualiti merdeka. and i gotta say this honestly, i am against this movement publicly. i am strongly disagree with this.

why am i against this? look. i dont care if u wanna be gay, lesbian, hetero, BDSM, bisex, 3-some, 4-some or whatever shit kinky fetish and erotica u want, and if u keep it to urself its okay, do not go out and rape people, rape kids, kill somebody and rape me most importantly. im okay with that.

sure we can judge them for being sinned of choosing a life like that. sure we can say they are all sick and need help. they go against god's will and nature. and try to think back who wrote our book of life? its god himself. and lucky u, u dont have to walk in their shoes, living like that, hated by the community, mostly serbanitas and unorthodox muslims.

the forum organized by seksuality merdeka by ambiga is not a place where all buttfuckers, pussy-lickers, gay lord, dildo hunters do orgy shitz and stunts. and personally i think this is MORE DANGEROUS without that orgy im saying above. but with this talk and forum, their rally is to uphold the right to be gay, lesbian, bisex, transsexual which is agains our religion rights. as for us, muslim. we need to stop this from happening. if ur gay and so on, keep it for urself.

consider this is a virus. one gay person is infecting another person to be gay, i'd say this is dangerous. and this might lead to epidermic state of emergency. and guess what, gay is only of of the virus. try to add 4 more virus. catastrophic.

like i said. u gay, u keep it to urself. buttfuck behind me. keep it down. organizing talks, forum and movement like this is just provoking this country constitution which is ISLAM AS AGAMA RASMI (so not true). u can still see malay babi mabuk here n there, rogol here in there, pak imam buntingkan cucu, serbanitas merompak bank and so. u see its contradict here.

enough already corrupting this country, enough already with the unstable politics, enough already with getting this country to chaos.

and please. if u guys bashing me for joining bersih under ambiga, its totally u guys get the wrong idea. i agree with some of her ideas but i am not on par with her totally.

quoting from "ALONG" saying during kem 3 :

"kalau tak boleh ambil semua, jangan tolak semua"

dalam racun ada penawar, dalam penawar ada racun.

p/s: yes its true that god doesnt only create adam & eve, but also steve, but god didnt tell steve to buttfuck adam while buttfucking eve at the same time. or eve with shila while's steve watching and vice versa.



#ww 12


how does video game and life relate

imma write this short. to me, living life is like playing and MMORPG video game. where everybody start at level 1, without a class. and a naab stats.


so when were are at level 1, usually we need to level up until 10 to change class. so in the process of leveling, we go and do quest, do hunt for monsters. and its the same as attending schools, college, taking down exams, tackling obstacle, doing projects and stuffs.

and when we at level 10, changing class means getting a class, a job. in MMORPG there is several class with special sub-units. there is warriors, professors, monks, bart, dancer, thief, assassins, hunter, archaeologist, and there is so much class that we can choose from. this is the same with us when we reach level 10, we gotta choose our path, we cant stay that way any longer, change is needed. choosing a class comes with getting equipped. each class got their own equipment and mount. this is where we equip ourselves with things. cars, bikes, houses, and during this class-changing level, the objective is to level up again, and farm the better equipment matching our level. and during these level up there is another several class change situation n chance.

the higher the level, the better the equipment become. the EQ (equipment) is not only judge by how rich u are, its everything. every growth u made, urself, u income, ur knowledge, ur credibility, ur ability, ur skills, ur relationship, in MMORPG u will need a party to level up, the higher the mobs are the more people u gonna carry in ur party. thats the same with life, u'll need a very good circle of companions. which u can share ups and down. and that is why the marriage system implant in most of MMORPG

in most MMORPG only 2% of people will achieve cap level, which is level 99. 12% of people will achieve level 80,  another 20% stuck at level 70 and the rest is at level 60 and below. and people who is lazy to level up, and lazy to farm will end up scamming people, lie here and there, become a parasite. and this is what happen in real life. u see? how MMORPG and IRL co-exist and relates.

this is life actually. MMORPG games is based on human lives. it relates. to me, if u fail to carry ur game, u fail to carry urself. i aint losing in my games. and i hope so does u.

things you should know #dearfutureGF

its just sad when i think about having a not working relationship. thus, i decided to jolt down some imporatant notes here, for the #dearfutureGF, so she can take note, and think about having me as her BF, and destroys her own life.

its not like u cant flirt and get lovey-dovey with me. its just the matter of the timming, and a little bit of understanding about what i am, what do i do and when to do it. im not like u. im just not like u.

so here goes the list.

1. i am sorry for being a workaholic. and i dont text while im working. for whatever purpose.
- i am sacrificing you for my work. we're just a couple and ur not my wife yet. so dont expect me to entertain ur i miss you, i love you, i need you, i kiss u whatever shit during working hours. PERIOD.

2. i am sorry for being a hopeless romantic.
- i forget how to love, fall in love, flirt, and stuffs. sorry for being blur all the time.

3. i work till late night.
- dont expect me to come home, text u in the first place. i am tired the whole day working. i dont need ur rants about missing me and shits, let me have my bath, check my emails and at least have my dinner and watch news 1st.

4. i got a zillion tons of commitment besides u.
- i need to mend my family, i need to mend my own work, i need to attend my fellow clanmates, buddies, and next is u.

5. the reason i cant text and IMs is because im using android.
- it takes a hunter, to hunt a hunter. in other words, get urself an android. u'll pretty much know.

6. i do have uncontrolled social life and random hangout.
- i am a very random person. i can change from A to K and from K to W in an instant. so when i decide to do this, but something happen, i'll do that instead.

7. my twitter and fb, its MINE
- simply put, i can write, post, comments, tweet to anybody i like, please dont get jealous as u dont know with who or whom i might tweet or write, its just a matter of a friend, college, office mate, or my juniors back in UNITEN. so u being jealous is not reasonable.

8. do not get angry when i go for a EPL match hangout and i ignoring ur tweets
- its EPL, it not LOVE ACTUALLY.

9. when i dota (EXCEPTION)
- u know i hate to lose aight? u know who am i. the legendary KING YUM.

10. i planned for each day.
- monday watch mega movie chinese in tv3, tuesday i'll watch wwe, wednesday i'll do readings, thursday is discovery channel day, friday its shisha day, saturday is movie night and EPL, sunday its a rest day.

11. i just dont get mad easily. i need u to do this
- if i did wrongdoings, please tell me, save the time for me to figure it out and then trying to get to u back. ur mad u tell me, i did wrong u tell me. i dont play hide and seek. i dont like and i tell it. i need u to understand me and i'll do the same.

#WW 11, dual pic



wawasan uniten - part 2

in part 2. im gonna tell u guys a bit of the history between wawasan and me. when i join uniten back there on early 2009, during orientation. i aint like it. because of wak dol. with the feeling of seniority and stuff i keep telling myself, wth wakdol ni. aku dah 23 kot. treat mcm budak2 apa kejadah. siap nak sergah2 suruh patah balik amanah apa kelancau?

so again i was force to stay in the dumb cold hall listening to all the gibberish talk and shits. and wakdol was there to control the croud from going crazy. he manage to waken up the rage inside and i fucking hate him that time for treating me like a kid, but somehow during that time ayet was the TC head that time. the LDK we did manage to lessen my rage and anger. i had fun. that time ada sup, ayet, abg helmi, and ada 2-3 nama i forgot ah. haa kirin. seriusly aku rasa waste time duduk dewan tu seminggu. takde pengisian. but within the module and LDK activity, i manage to gain blood brothers. ramai. those yang selalu korang tgk rapat dgn aku, tu la diorang. LDK yg rapatkan kami. LDK punya module dari sapa? of course dari WAWASAN UNITEN. it works. see how relationship aku dgn budak2 TC batch aku. kuat gila. very strong.

and then bila habis orientation tu, ada baazar clubs and so on. i heard wawasan open a booth. so that time i think i wanna pay a visit and try to mock wakdol, and eventually i did. but i didnt register for it. i register under the ASTENA club. and when i was at wawasan booth, i manage to mock wakdol and mock and mock with lan. club poyo, pres poyo faci poyo (tak tau ayet was the pres)

and i join astena, did some teater, some show, play gamelan a bit and i was exceptionally active in kelompok amanah that time. jadi baim punya right hand man. asal ada aktiviti amanah je aku mesti join. suara emas uniten, berdebat for class BM, berforum la apa la for baim and cik mar.

and one day wawasan buat AF 5, waktu tu cuti, and aku malas nak balik. and aku register diri sendiri tuk masuk. duit banyak, masa banyak. oh ya, time tu ashra join, shah join, aimi, afik, kevin, heri, syu hitam, syu putih, paan, ros, ija, megat, zaf, mia, syaza, PENGETUA, daus kawan paan, nazren, amanda tu n ramai ah lagi. mula2 tujuan aku ke sana just nak tido, sbb dengar pantai, have fun la katanya, but sekali lagi, wawasan punya module buat aku tertarik. u guys know me, aku mana suka benda aktiviti sukan dan memenatkan. tapi ntah mcm mana aku layankan. best gila. war games malam tu. buat layang2. hancurkan istana pasir. ice breaking.

aku used to label all of those FD students poyo, tak geti hormat senior, tapi lama2 prejudis aku hilang. aku mula pegang kepada pernyataan "tak kenal maka tak cinta". sbb aku tak kenal budak2 foundry, FD, aku label diorang poyo. cara aku tak betul. sebenarnya they was okay. way much better dari those uitm crooks from my time dulu. and persepsi aku berubah. like seriusly berubah. aku mula rasa wawasan uniten sesuai dgn jiwa aku. lagi pun dlm wawasan ada je org tua tak sedar diri mcm zaki dgn ayet. hahaha. and since dari tu aku mula jadi backbone secara tak lansung tuk wawasan uniten. aku attend dinner dah 2 kali, design baju, poster tuk program2 af, krk, and mcm2 ah. selagi ada hayat, selagi ada kuasa, selagi mampu aku curahkan tuk wawasan uniten.

apa yg di perjuangkan wawasan aku sanjung. bangsa, negara, agama. aku taknak sia-siakan apa yg aku timba di uniten, apa yg aku berjaya gain. tapi kejap. kenapa aku write in malay pula. i look stupid if i write in malay. wth. ah nvm teruskan. and aku rasa aku really2 belong tuk wawasan. eventho aku takde apa2 jawatan or function yg betul2 menguntungkan wawasan, aku masih nak be a part from wawasan. during time aku dlm uitm, aku tak penah ada semangat dan bersemangat mcm ni. aku tak penah di dedahkan dengan benda2 mcm ni. sbb tu aku hilang minat. aku rugi youth aku kat uitm. bila aku masuk wawasan, aku dapat rasa kembali youth yg aku hilang dulu. benda2 yg sepatutnya aku rasa waktu aku muda dulu. satu kerugian tahu?

and balik je dari program2 wawasan makin ramai org yg aku kenal, n vice versa, best. sambil gain knowledge, gain kawan2, gain itu dan ini. takde rugi apa. in uitm, duit selalu jadi masalah bagi student2 ni. aku tak tau apa masalah. asal sebut aktiviti ini nak guna rm 30, mesti ramai yg menentang. semua nak free. look, aku bukan nak hentam uitm ke apa, reality. asal nak aktiviti ke apa, organize things, mesti tak jadi sbb ada fee. cmon la. rm 30 tak mampu tipu sangatt. sbb tu terbantut. sbb tu youth aku mati bodoh je 3 taun stuck dalam bilik. youth aku hilang dekat puncak perdana. sia sia.

guys, jangan sia-siakan masa muda, kenal org, enjoy masa muda, explore things. be young, be you. enjoy life.

and post aku pasal wawasan uniten tak terhenti di sini. ada 2 - 3 lagi part yg aku nak share.


wawasan uniten - part 1

before write things. and elaborate more further in this post. imma share my experience back there when i was in uitm. i didnt join any shit back there in uitm. i dont know who to blame. i was in the wrong ghetto back there, mixed up with some worthless punks. and the community there was not that great because it was full of malays. u can see hatred and those people are struggling for power and fame obviously. its was masscomm, full of malays. can u blame them?

i was not interested to join any of those shits. whatever u called them kesatria or whatever club. to me it was like a mandatory enforcement. i dont enjoy being there. even to join them. i dont know bout u guys. during my time, it was a small campus back in puncak perdana. people are dying to get famous and power. thats y. i dont have juniors since it was the last batch of my kind in puncak perdana.

ok so here i start the story. whatever u do in puncak perdana, haters hate. and when the haters did something, another haters come around the corner and turn the table. this is what i can see and observe. and too bad. i dont know how i end up with some losers punk back there and i dont know where to run. so i stuck there 3 fucking miserable years. i wont elaborate more. u guys cudda figure out what happen anyway.

so when i was in uniten, the enviroment is really really really different. too much club, but less people joining. and i gotta tell u this, those who didnt join clubs are really sore losers. my 1st club there is ASTENA. i did theater and dramas. and sing coir and play gamelan too. because uniten is a multi-racial uni, i cant see any hatred among UNITEN-ians. u merely see the clubs fighting each other, either mpp screaming and partying here n there just to fight about having class at 10 or even for a dumb-fuck watercooler issue for 3 years.

and after im done with ASTENA i joined WAWASAN UNITEN. at 1st i think, ah poyo la budak2 ni. faci shits and stuffs. and eventually i fall in love with wawasan. i was attracted by the unique of this club. in fact, among all of the uni in malaysia. WAWASAN UNITEN is there for 10 years. i was quite amaze.

that time the president is ayet. the more i follow WAWASAN activity, the more i fall in love with it. it gaves me new brothers and sisters, juniors, the support is so much better. there is no hatred among clubs. everybody is doing their own jobs. look at them. even unite in organizing activities. this is what im looking for in a club or society. a family. a home. finally. just for me.

action needed.

again today i nearly die on the streets. i think a new act or enactment need to be amended before those ambulance and police kills people in the street.

i was on my way to the office from taman mulia. right infront of the MMR2 t-junction. and that time its my turn to go since it was green. prior before on my turn, theres and ambulance in front. from the opposite side, it was a normal-non-emergency-ambulance. it was there for 3 turns of traffic light. and suddenly when i just about to cross the street, suddenly the ambulance turn on its siren. and guess what? all of the bikes and car of course la jalan kan? ambulance man. so i stop my bike almost crash it. what about cars and bike from behind? it was fucking disaster man.

im not being bias. im not blaming all ambulance and police car. cmon. u guys also had the experience right? its only a matter of time before those drivers kill people in the streets. its dangerous. really i have the thoughts of dying today because of the ambulance.

please la gov do something. enforce them to take exams. and let only professional drivers drive em. it might not too late to enforce the law or amend a new act or enactment. for the sake of the road users.