grocery 110 - a tip from king yum

hello single guy out there. or a group of guy living together.
here's a tip when you're going out to buy groceries for your house.

tip 1 :
if u live alone/5 ppl <
-beli beras 10 kg/30kg since u will probably eat and cook at home 4-5 times a week.cudda last around 1 month/3weeks.

tip 2 :
try not to buy a lot and old onions/ginger/potatos. i suggest u buy it in a mart like 99 speedmart/kkmart/econ save which can last for 1 week or depending on the usage. if u buy too much and too old it will get rotten. and wasting the money.

tip 3:
get a better quality fries which it can last longer. some local made will get fungi-licious when u keep it for 2-3 weeks

tip 4 :
u may buy these in a large quantity : ikan bilis, kicap manis, telur gred A, cili padi, udang kering, sardine, cordial, mineral water (u lazy dumb fat fuck air pun malas masak ke?)

tip 5 :
always have keropok instant and a 60-tea beg ready since u will regularly have company in the weekend for EPL and WWE PPV.

tip 6 :
buy a good quality of cooking oil, the rm 1 cooking oil will turn u sick. trust me.

tip 7 :
if u are too lazy dumb fat fuck to cook, get urself roti gardenia and kaya. wud probably last a week if ur alone and 20 minit if ur livin with 5 lazy dumb ass fat fuck. nono 10 mins.

tip 8 :
always money pooling to buy the stuff. cheapskate - rm 10 each, moderate rm - 30, rich-son-of-a-bitch rm 50 each person.


sincerely,
a guy who lives alone for almost 5 months,
king yum

ja~

if u overspend !

beware >.<

shop wisely