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Kasino - Fixi contest

Kasino – Qayyum Abdul Razak

im not a writer. im trying hard to be one :)

Kata ulamak, arak adalah si ibu segala dosa. Bau air syaitan ini menerjah ke hidung Rudy. Hidungnya sudah lali sebati. Jerit pekik segala isi durjana di dalam sudah puas di mamah telinga. “WONG SHENGG, WONG SHENNG, *clink clink clink clink* bertaburan syiling terhambur keluar dari lubang syurga. Hanya jeritan itu yang Rudy mahukan. Hanya itu.

“Lagi!! Lagi!! LAGI!!!!!” teriak Rudy yang hanyut dalam titik di antara teriak dan tawa. Biarpun untungnya kecilan, biarpun pusat pujaan hatinya itu biasa, gelak, tawa dan teriak Rudy persis seorang raja yang bertarung di gelanggang jutawan Bellagio.

“Waa Ludii, manyak lu kena la ini kali”, sapa Steven. “Biasa lo, ini kuda kita “buat” dia punya, ini kuda kita boleh baca, itu genting kalau wa naik, itu kad semua wa “sailang” dah semua. Lu sebut je triple? double? royal? Wa sailing ma, ini Ludi la. Ludii”. Di dabiknya dada berkali-kali. Biar semua dengar.

Daun pintu di buka ganas seraya terdengar tawa seseorang.

“Kah kah kah..Hek ele, lu ni kalau setakat main mesin kuda lu gebang macam lu Phil Ivey, eh eh lu boleh balik rumah minum susu la”. Hilai tawa Taha dan kuncu-kuncu tak berotaknya memenuhi ruang berasap kepuk-kepuk dan berbau air syaitan sang alkohol si ibu segala dosa. Bagi Taha, seorang lelaki hanya memerlukan empat benda untuk di gelar JANTAN. MOTOR, TREK, BETINA dan DUIT. Mesin kuda? Di gelarnya “PUSSY”

Taha mundar mandir. Tak keruan. Rudy mesti di ajar. Kokokkannya harus di hentikan. Taha kecamuk. Ambil kerusi dan duduk depan Rudy. “Macam ni la Rudy, sekarang kau dah kaya kan? Kan? Aku ingat aku nak “sailang” kan je duit kau yang tak seberapa ni. Amacam? Kali ni tak payah main motor la kali ni, ada bran ke tak Rudy? Rule ikut engkau. Kalau aku kalah kau ratah si Shiela ni. Hahahaha boleh Shiela?” sambil Taha menghembuskan asap seribu penyakit berkepul-kepul keluar dari rongga peparunya melalui hidung. Di taburkannya not RM 50 atas kepala Rudy.

Panas. Berdesing. Merembes. Shiela. Gadis yang pernah jadi kegilaan Rudy sewaktu dia memakai lencana pengawas di sekolah dulu. Hatinya panas. Nafsunya membara. Rudy teguk air syaitan sekali dua. “Biar aku “caras” betina kau malam ni. Biar aku caras…

grocery 110 - a tip from king yum

hello single guy out there. or a group of guy living together.
here's a tip when you're going out to buy groceries for your house.

tip 1 :
if u live alone/5 ppl <
-beli beras 10 kg/30kg since u will probably eat and cook at home 4-5 times a week.cudda last around 1 month/3weeks.

tip 2 :
try not to buy a lot and old onions/ginger/potatos. i suggest u buy it in a mart like 99 speedmart/kkmart/econ save which can last for 1 week or depending on the usage. if u buy too much and too old it will get rotten. and wasting the money.

tip 3:
get a better quality fries which it can last longer. some local made will get fungi-licious when u keep it for 2-3 weeks

tip 4 :
u may buy these in a large quantity : ikan bilis, kicap manis, telur gred A, cili padi, udang kering, sardine, cordial, mineral water (u lazy dumb fat fuck air pun malas masak ke?)

tip 5 :
always have keropok instant and a 60-tea beg ready since u will regularly have company in the weekend for EPL and WWE PPV.

tip 6 :
buy a good quality of cooking oil, the rm 1 cooking oil will turn u sick. trust me.

tip 7 :
if u are too lazy dumb fat fuck to cook, get urself roti gardenia and kaya. wud probably last a week if ur alone and 20 minit if ur livin with 5 lazy dumb ass fat fuck. nono 10 mins.

tip 8 :
always money pooling to buy the stuff. cheapskate - rm 10 each, moderate rm - 30, rich-son-of-a-bitch rm 50 each person.

sincerely,
a guy who lives alone for almost 5 months,
king yum

ja~

if u overspend !

beware >.<

shop wisely

sooner or later

come back and haunt me follow me home
give me a motive swallow me whole

they say i've lost it
what could i know?
when im but a mockery?
im so alone

sooner or later u'll find out there's a hole in the wall
yeah sooner or later u'll find out there's a hole in the wall

today is ours condemned to be free
free to keep breathing free to believe

i look to find you down on my knees
oh god i believe, help me believe

sooner or later u'll find out that u'll dream to be that small.

a long, lengthy post.

1st of all. before i start about my topic of interest for today. lemme ask u :-

how many are u are IT literate?
how many are u are majoring in IT courses?
what are you basic computer skills? beginner? intermediate? advance?
how often do u use computer a day?
do u talk like one?
what are u understand about operating system? applications? programs?
do u ever format ur own pc?
do u ever enter safe mode without knowing F5 is the key to enter safe mode?

if u manage to get 2-3 of the questions done. well congratz.that is about 0.00001% that u've unlocked about IT,computers and stuffs.

ok let me get straight to the point. the definition about what is social networking is HERE
oh yes and almost forgot to talk about ETHICS. i mean. literally IT ETHICS.

troll, flame and stuffs.

ok lemme conclude for ya. social networking is a place where u, having ur digital space, and advertise urself. there is no such thing as :-

"aku benci ah tgk kau post 20-30 post sehari kat fb/twitter"
"kimak gila pic kau ni"
"kecoh sial kau sehari tak post tak boleh ke"

again dude/duddess? what is ur fuckin problem anyway?
dude its social networking? cyberspace? why in the world did u fucking approve or fucking add em in the 1st place eventho u are not planning the adding/approving is going that way? u shudda know there is no limit on the cyberspace/social networking.

thus thats make u a fool in everybody eyes.

me? imma troll n cyberbully myself. look how many people became my victim. forums, blogs, garena, anything internet related i've conquered.

so now let me narrow down on 1 or 2 particular person who is trying so hard.imma explain them in the terms of social networking and reality. take note, imma ex-masscomm and advertising student. so i do take sociology, psychology, public speaking, human behavioral etc. so this is one of my observation

ok number 1. meet this guy

Nuar Kraekens

ok see? do u now see what do i mean by social networking?
btw this guy unfriend me before i manage to do that.
oh yeah this dude i met on garena. which is lvl 45 from clan MnM

and yeah he is a piece of shit, a malay who works as an architect and currently openning his own firm
do u know he's a sore loser. from real life and dota. i cudda man him 1 against 5. handling his MnM like taking a candy from a baby. and bila dia kena troll dekat room, he start to stay we all have no future, a rempit-like melei, but he dont really know who am i what i do. pity him. really i do pity him as a friend. when u lose u just lose, accept the fact. but still, he is trying to win in real life. dude, i am TM officer. with high rank. exec to be exact. and he is probably MANURE fan since this is his and ALL MANURE nature not to give up eventho the world is fallin down on em. and yeah. all of his boys from MnM are runnin away from him. joining me nowdays.

my note to him is :
-uncle, do u know why cant u beat me in every and single thing that i do? its because u dont have a heart, and will like i do.

and meet guy number 2.

Jiwa Kacau

ok heres the best part. this kid is around 18-22 years old who lives in either sabah or sawarak where we all do know that that place is the place for APES.

PLANET OF THE APES to be PRECISE.

and yeah he is around lvl 12 in dota. probably a native there who cant speak either malay or english well and spend around 12-20 hours + in a local cybercafe or most highly probably working in cybercafe. i dont know what tripp him until he cudnt resist himself for a funeral tmr night.

oh well. imma go an have a bath at his fountain tmr. like always. the usual stuffs.

any my note to him :-
-dude u can try,but u'll never break./beat me.
-i am king yum.ppl recognize me as for who am i right now and im not like u APE who cant speak or write well in either MELEI or ENGLISH or CAINESE
-and i am far more superior from u MELEI APES who work in a cybercafe or either a rempit or just another pozer/soreloser

so.

as conclusion, if u dont posses high lvl of mentality, or any IT related courses or even basic IT skills or internet skills. please. i beg stop. stop the stupidity, stop the madness

and help this world to become a better place for next generation. there is less thing for them to inherit nowdays, with the #rapture thingy, #mayancalander2012 shits.

its time for us to stop being silly, stop being a MELEI. and help to preserve whats left in us
be a good netizen
be a good citizen.

ja~