welfare 231 : fudamental of learning/becoming a hobo

8 simple rules if you are a hobo!

1. enter the house without permission.
2.eat whatever food on the table without any sense of guilt.
3.watch tv and sleep in the owner bed like there is no more tomorrow.
4.ask for whats in the refrigerator.
5.do as u pleased in the house.
6.get rid of the owner.
7.if possible, ask for the owner to pay for ur bills & expenses
8.the more the merrier ( do the maths urself)